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Last Updated: 21.06.2025 05:13

Everyone loved it.
Unacceptable again!
Still no good
Will norovirus surge early again this year? CDC urges tracking of new strain. - CBS News
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Next, they tried...
No way
What is the degree of influence of Saudi Wahhabism on the modern Muslim world?
So they tried
So, the docs changed it to read
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Did another parent ever tell you something about your child that you didn’t know?
share office space ...
Nuts and Butts
Thumbs down again.
What does the stink of the skunk look like? Why would it be dangerous?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Hysterias & Posteriors
Pain relief breakthrough as scientists discover a safer, non-addictive approach - Earth.com
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Freaks and Cheeks
You May Want To Think Twice Before You Eat Bagged Lettuce - HuffPost
No go.
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Finals Film Study: Thunder offense vs. Pacers' defense - NBA
They put up a sign reading
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
A new COVID variant is spreading across California. Could we see a summer surge? - Sacramento Bee
No, not a chance
Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in ...
The Biggest Pokémon Card Crashers And Climbers This Week - June 2 - IGN
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Then came..
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Deion Sanders: Pre-draft attacks on Shedeur and Shilo "hurt" - NBC Sports
Minds and Behinds
Loons and Moons
Specializing in Odds & Ends.